straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
— Jeremiah Van Guilder (via timid)